This Magnificent Snow Penis Was Just Too Edgy For Society, Man (VIDEO)

This is the Alamo of Texas Tech. In a video uploaded to YouTube Thursday, a group of brave college bros can be seen banding together to protect a sacred, erected monument to man from, well, the man. As our warriors take their positions, standing up to the might of a bulldozer, cries of war echo through the campus. "Everyone sit on the dick!" a student shouts with vigor. "Solidify it! Start pouring water!" says what was probably a mechanical engineer. Our noble heroes then begin pouring jugs of w...